He says: Do it at the earliest.
He means: Do it before my manager asks me.
He says: Do the needful.
He means: You are all alone. I am not going to
help you.
He says: It is your responsibility.
He means: If you are at fault, you are screwed.
If you do it well, I will take the credit.
He says: Are you facing problems with cab
facility?
He means: Are you coming on time?
He says: The clients demand it.
He means: I demand it.
He says: I am your colleague.
He means: *There is a hot girl in your project
group*.
He says: I am open to any suggestions.
He means: I am open to suggestions which are
exactly synonymous with my views.
He says: I want this work done at any cost
before EOD (end of day).
He means: Even if you get hit by a car, you die
only after completing the work.
He says: If you are able to handle this
part of the job, you will learn a lot.
He means: I am too lazy to do my own work. You do
it.
He says: You are my valuable resource.
He means: Don’t ask me any holidays for the next
six months
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